1. First of all, you have to say goodbye to Sunday mornings....READ ORIGINAL & FULL CONTENT FROM SOURCE |
Sunday is usually a day to rest, but if you live next to a church, you’ll know that they don’t rest. Their day is Sunday. So, if you’re in bed with a hangover or trying to get a good night’s sleep, you’d better get out of bed by 7 or 8 a.m., or the sound of “Hallelujah” and a bell will wake you up..Click Here to Continue Reading.
2. How about your Friday nights? Say goodbye to it.
Or, even better, get ready for vigils with the church next door. And these churches sure like their vigils! God help you if it’s a pentecostal church or one that uses the word “die” a lot. You’ll find it hard to fall asleep, but they’ll keep you awake with their loud clapping.
And when you finally close your eyes, what do you think will wake you up? The shout of “DIE BY FIRE!”..Click Here to Continue Reading.
3. You have to get along with the speakers.
I don’t like that this is the case, but these churches don’t just care about the people who live near them. Or maybe they care, but their loudspeakers say otherwise. If you were trying to sleep on a Sunday morning and they were playing loud music from their speakers, how would you feel? Or trying to fall asleep after a long day while a part of the church holds a vigil? Also, why do they use speakers for late-night shows? Don’t they know it’s 12 a.m. and some people are trying to sleep?...Click Here to Continue Reading.
4. If their drummer is crazy, just start crying.
Because the drums will kill you in a very real way. The drummer will beat the drums for anything. Let’s pray, and hopefully the drummer will still touch the drums. Soon, you’ll have a headache. Think about that. Getting a headache because of a church you didn’t go to.
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